It was a nice, sunny day. Everything was copacetic (except for the ants, I'll get to that in a moment). Driving down the street, this shirtless guy with his six-pack abs had to cross the street in front of us, my wife eyeing him admiringly. Okay, I'm not the most out of shape guy, but come on. I got a 12 pack (it's my rib-cage...)

Ants. On my bed, in my car... all the places I don't want them to be. Must be global warming screwing up their migration, or something like that.